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Duke Crocker ([personal profile] betterthanaplan) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2020-06-23 12:06 am
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Ungulate Yoga, Tuesday, period 1

"Um," Duke said.

The moose stared at him. And chewed.

"Are you our ungulate for today, or am I in trouble?"

The moose stared. And chewed.

". . . Okay, I'm just going to teach class now."

Stare. Chew.

"Right, so." Duke faced the students. But kept his eyes on the moose. "Today we're doing some relaxing yoga. So grab some cushions and bolsters and prepare to destress."

The moose stared.

And chewed.