Duke Crocker (
betterthanaplan) wrote in
fandomhigh2020-06-23 12:06 am
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Ungulate Yoga, Tuesday, period 1
"Um," Duke said.
The moose stared at him. And chewed.
"Are you our ungulate for today, or am I in trouble?"
The moose stared. And chewed.
". . . Okay, I'm just going to teach class now."
Stare. Chew.
"Right, so." Duke faced the students. But kept his eyes on the moose. "Today we're doing some relaxing yoga. So grab some cushions and bolsters and prepare to destress."
The moose stared.
And chewed.
The moose stared at him. And chewed.
"Are you our ungulate for today, or am I in trouble?"
The moose stared. And chewed.
". . . Okay, I'm just going to teach class now."
Stare. Chew.
"Right, so." Duke faced the students. But kept his eyes on the moose. "Today we're doing some relaxing yoga. So grab some cushions and bolsters and prepare to destress."
The moose stared.
And chewed.

Re: Stress relief and THE MOOSE
If he'd had 2 eyes he might have kept one on the moose just based on the reactions of those around him. Instead he was just going to try and relax.