Stark (
stykera) wrote in
fandomhigh2020-05-28 04:41 pm
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In Space No One Can Give You Chocolate and Other Problems Solved By Cupcakes (Thursday May 28)
Stark was at the front of the Home Ec room once more this week. And once again in front of him was an assortment of baked goods and frostings.
“Yesterday,” he said, “we used some cupcakes as squirrel bait in the park. Not the best use of baked goods, I think. But a different one than just eating.”
“Cupcakes as squirrel bait were not entirely successful. Maybe if they had rum flavored frosting? We could experiment. Maybe we should?” Did he happen to have some rum to mix in, just in case? “There are other things we might want to lure in. Zombies won’t go for cupcakes so not those and those are best kept far away please don’t try to lure any zombies.” He paused. “But what else might we lure in with baked goods? What sort of cupcakes might work best?”
“As always, experiment a bit. Mix and match flavors. See what sort of delightful cupcake bait you can come up with."
[I forgot what day it was because time is meaningless but OCD is going up now plz hold]
“Yesterday,” he said, “we used some cupcakes as squirrel bait in the park. Not the best use of baked goods, I think. But a different one than just eating.”
“Cupcakes as squirrel bait were not entirely successful. Maybe if they had rum flavored frosting? We could experiment. Maybe we should?” Did he happen to have some rum to mix in, just in case? “There are other things we might want to lure in. Zombies won’t go for cupcakes so not those and those are best kept far away please don’t try to lure any zombies.” He paused. “But what else might we lure in with baked goods? What sort of cupcakes might work best?”
“As always, experiment a bit. Mix and match flavors. See what sort of delightful cupcake bait you can come up with."
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