Storytelling and Song, Tuesday

[ohvalleyofpenis]

Jaskier was prepared for his first class, lute strapped to his back and a well worn notebook in hand. "Welcome, welcome... a little more intimate of a class than I thought it would be, but I can work with that," he said, powering on through. "We'll be learning the very important skill of turning history into a story that people will actually remember."

Note how he didn't say it would be an accurate record, just a catchy one.

"I am Jaskier and I have a bard for many years now, having traveled here and there and, unfortunately here again. How about you introduce yourselves and we can see if any talent lies within you for this?"

Otherwise this was just going to be a struggle. Or at least a project to work on. Either of those two.

Comments

Re: Introduce Yourself

[ohvalleyofpenis]

IT WAS SUPER CUTTING EDGE FOR THE LITERAL BARD, YES.

"Oh. Oh! I LIKE THIS." He was shouting because there were headphones on and what was vocal modulation?

Re: Introduce Yourself

[sexy_giraffe]

"Wait until you try Take That," Shuri said, beaming at him.

She'd turn him into a Robbie Williams groupie, just wait.

Re: Introduce Yourself

[ohvalleyofpenis]

Why would you do something like that to him? Why?

"What is this again?" He asked, pointing to the super advanced discman. Not that she said what it was in the first place, but whatever.

Re: Introduce Yourself

[sexy_giraffe]

Tahani's gift to you, Jaskier.

"This is a Discman," she said. "They play CD's while you're out for a walk. You don't have one?"

Re: Introduce Yourself

[ohvalleyofpenis]

"I have a lute," Jaskier said, showing off the sexy, sexy Elven instrument.

Re: Introduce Yourself

[sexy_giraffe]

"And if you're at the Edinburgh Music Festival, how wonderful for you," Tahani said. "Here in the 21st Century, try the Discman."

So close, Tahani.

Re: Introduce Yourself

[ohvalleyofpenis]

Jaskier squinted at her because those were mostly all words that made sense. But the order was... eh.

"And just where would I get one of my own?" No, he needed a goddamn Spotify account. Don't listen to her, Jaskier. Don't you do it.

Re: Introduce Yourself

[sexy_giraffe]

"Maybe Radio Shack?" Tahani recommended.

Swing and a miss, Tahani.

Re: Introduce Yourself

[ohvalleyofpenis]

LOADS OF HELP, TAHANI.

"I'll be certain to find that next," he assured her. "As soon as this class is over even."

No, he'd get sidetracked by free alcohol.

Re: Introduce Yourself

[sexy_giraffe]

Respect.

"There must be some sort of shopping around here," Tahani said. "It can't be all stairs."