Wisdom is a Dump Stat: Adventuring for Beginners, Thursday, Period 3

[wrongkindofsith]

There were still puppies in the tavern, because Cara continued to make the fatal mistake of letting Magnus set up the Danger Shop. He rolled too high for puppy checks for it to not be fudging those numbers a little bit.

"Today's the last class of the semester," Magnus and his lil' puppy said. "And we had a final prepared, scantrons, number two pencils, the whole deal!"

"Yet, somehow we ended up with puppies," Cara said dryly.

"Yes," he agreed eagerly. One of the puppies yipped in response.

"So instead your final is going to involve puppies." Somehow, give her a moment to think.

"We can put hats in them," he suggested suddenly. "Oh my god, party composition. That's such a good idea."

So you don't end up being literally the only fighter in a party of all magic users.

"What, have them make the best group of puppies?" Cara, you knew Magnus was just going to fall into the sarchasm there.

Tumbled right on in! "Yesssss."

Cara could just tell she was going to regret this. "Apparently you're creating the best group of dogs."

A truly impossible final because all dogs were best dogs.