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fandomhigh2020-04-08 05:19 am
died8yearsago) wrote in fandomhigh2020-04-08 05:19 am
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Bad Ass Bitch Life Lessons; Wednesday, First Period [04/08].
Well, there they were. Another day in this dumb classroom at the apparent mercy of a randomized projector that Rosa should have just thrown out the window weeks ago. But once the class was there and it was time to start, Rosa gave the projector the customary side-punch that got it whirring and shining their next big tidbit of wisdom onto the board:
"Marshmallow chicks....
Sounds like a club I could qualify to join."
"...great," Rosa snorted, "it's somewhat Easter-themed."
Then she frowned a little at it, her brain working to try to think of how to make that tie into her class. Briefly, she thought of just having the class microwave Peeps for the period, because that was always a good time, and there were probably a million of them down at Turtle & Canary that she could get pretty quickly, buuuut...
A different idea landed.
"Okay," she said, turning to the class, "clearly, having a marshmallow chick body is the opposite of being bad ass. If you're going to be bad ass, you need to be in shape. And that's why, to show this old broad what's up, we're going to hit the gym today."
Apparently, it was a theme for ther this week.
"Hope you brought good running clothes, because we're doing laps. And if you didn't? Way to fail. A bad ass bitch should always be ready to run. Alright, everybody up. Let's move."
Sounds like a club I could qualify to join."
"...great," Rosa snorted, "it's somewhat Easter-themed."
Then she frowned a little at it, her brain working to try to think of how to make that tie into her class. Briefly, she thought of just having the class microwave Peeps for the period, because that was always a good time, and there were probably a million of them down at Turtle & Canary that she could get pretty quickly, buuuut...
A different idea landed.
"Okay," she said, turning to the class, "clearly, having a marshmallow chick body is the opposite of being bad ass. If you're going to be bad ass, you need to be in shape. And that's why, to show this old broad what's up, we're going to hit the gym today."
Apparently, it was a theme for ther this week.
"Hope you brought good running clothes, because we're doing laps. And if you didn't? Way to fail. A bad ass bitch should always be ready to run. Alright, everybody up. Let's move."