Kitty Pryde-Barton (
throughaphase) wrote in
fandomhigh2020-03-30 05:37 am
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Criminal Justice- Monday- 1st period
"Morning class," Kitty greeted them. "We're having a bit of a sequel to a previous class today. Remember the roadrunner and coyote? Well we're going back to wherever that was all a thing."
She picked up her notecard and read, because honestly she liked reading from these notes, it was better that way, "I have reports of at least one incident where a hunter was misled by anthropomorphic animals- who have, it should be noted, pretty keen minds and are from the same dimension as our old friend Mr. Road Runner- into thinking that it was rabbit season when it was, in fact, duck season. Now, this man is a professional hunter, fully licensed for hunting and handling firearms. If he is tricked by the animals into shooting an out-of-season animal- such as a rabbit, a goat, a mongoose, a dirty skunk, or a baseball- what should happen to the hunter? Should he be punished? Lose his hunting license? Or should he get off because he was tricked? And should anything be done to the animals who performed this trickery?"
She picked up her notecard and read, because honestly she liked reading from these notes, it was better that way, "I have reports of at least one incident where a hunter was misled by anthropomorphic animals- who have, it should be noted, pretty keen minds and are from the same dimension as our old friend Mr. Road Runner- into thinking that it was rabbit season when it was, in fact, duck season. Now, this man is a professional hunter, fully licensed for hunting and handling firearms. If he is tricked by the animals into shooting an out-of-season animal- such as a rabbit, a goat, a mongoose, a dirty skunk, or a baseball- what should happen to the hunter? Should he be punished? Lose his hunting license? Or should he get off because he was tricked? And should anything be done to the animals who performed this trickery?"

Extra credit
Kitty shrugged. Sure, why not.