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fandomhigh2020-03-27 12:46 pm
stickitupmyjinx) wrote in fandomhigh2020-03-27 12:46 pm
Strategies for Maximum Media Absorption (Binge Watching 101), Friday
"How...how can we have watched all of Netflix?" Vanessa asked, scrolling on her laptop and not looking up at the students. "How is that even possible? Isn't there always more Netflix?"
"Where's the rest, Bezos?" Wade demanded, shaking the TV.
"How can they not have more Netflix?" Vanessa demanded. "How can they expect us to have a plan to teach you when there's not more Netflix? Okay, okay, don't panic, guys." It didn't sound like the students were the ones panicking. "We'll just...talk about...alternative sources! Yeah! Have you considered YouTube?"
"Twitch? TikTok? Timbuktu? We're out of ideas, okay? Those Korean dramas were the last gasp!" Wade said, then just had to had, "but man were we all rooting for So-yeon."
"There are all sorts of YouTubers out there, running channels about all sorts of things. Now, granted," Vanessa said, "some of them are cooking hacks that won't work because the channel's really a front for a Russian troll farm, but who cares? It's entertainment!"
"So, todays lesson is in finding your own entertainment. And telling us about it because we're slowly losing our minds out of boredom."
"Just find the streamer who's right for you and then don't forget to hit that like and subscribe button!" Vanessa told them. "Seriously. Get to work on that. We need more stuff to watch."
"Where's the rest, Bezos?" Wade demanded, shaking the TV.
"How can they not have more Netflix?" Vanessa demanded. "How can they expect us to have a plan to teach you when there's not more Netflix? Okay, okay, don't panic, guys." It didn't sound like the students were the ones panicking. "We'll just...talk about...alternative sources! Yeah! Have you considered YouTube?"
"Twitch? TikTok? Timbuktu? We're out of ideas, okay? Those Korean dramas were the last gasp!" Wade said, then just had to had, "but man were we all rooting for So-yeon."
"There are all sorts of YouTubers out there, running channels about all sorts of things. Now, granted," Vanessa said, "some of them are cooking hacks that won't work because the channel's really a front for a Russian troll farm, but who cares? It's entertainment!"
"So, todays lesson is in finding your own entertainment. And telling us about it because we're slowly losing our minds out of boredom."
"Just find the streamer who's right for you and then don't forget to hit that like and subscribe button!" Vanessa told them. "Seriously. Get to work on that. We need more stuff to watch."
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