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fandomhigh2020-03-20 01:18 pm
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Strategies for Maximum Media Absorption (Binge Watching 101), Friday
"You know what?" Vanessa said to the class this week. "How about we just watch a nice K-drama and enjoy it? How about that?"
"It's all we have left that's not YouTube, okay? It's all we have left!" Oh, it sounded like the teachers might have been self isolating a little too much.
"We watched too much TV. I knew it would happen one day, but I didn't think it would happen so soon." Vanessa paused. "Oh, God, am I going to have to learn how to make bread?" She turned to Wade. "Do we even have an oven?"
"We do! We burned a frozen pizza in it last week, remember?" Wade replied like this was some detective shit. "Can't we just learn to crochet or something instead? Like sexy grandmas."
"Okay, that's a problem for future us," Vanessa declared. "This week, we still have the K-dramas! And we're all going to watch one. Right now. Just pick the show that's right for you!"
"But if any of you spoil them for us, you fail the class." Wade was cruel but fair. Only not really fair.
"I'm going with this one about a girl who's unqualified for her job," Vanessa declared. "No reason. Anyway, enjoy your shows!"
"It's all we have left that's not YouTube, okay? It's all we have left!" Oh, it sounded like the teachers might have been self isolating a little too much.
"We watched too much TV. I knew it would happen one day, but I didn't think it would happen so soon." Vanessa paused. "Oh, God, am I going to have to learn how to make bread?" She turned to Wade. "Do we even have an oven?"
"We do! We burned a frozen pizza in it last week, remember?" Wade replied like this was some detective shit. "Can't we just learn to crochet or something instead? Like sexy grandmas."
"Okay, that's a problem for future us," Vanessa declared. "This week, we still have the K-dramas! And we're all going to watch one. Right now. Just pick the show that's right for you!"
"But if any of you spoil them for us, you fail the class." Wade was cruel but fair. Only not really fair.
"I'm going with this one about a girl who's unqualified for her job," Vanessa declared. "No reason. Anyway, enjoy your shows!"
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