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Magnus Burnsides ([personal profile] magnusrushesin) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2020-03-19 10:35 am

Wisdom is a Dump Stat: Adventuring for Beginners, Thursday, Period 3

Brace yourself kids. Today's class wasn't in the tavern. Instead it was on the Isle of Ikea. The oddly empty Isle of Ikea.

The Ghost Isle if Ikea, if you will.

"So, this isn't real," Magnus said, going with the obvious. "So, it's okay to run around here!"

Because there was no one to run into. It was honestly kind of freaky. "We're still on supplies, just on the opposite angle. Figuring out what you need when you're spoiled for choice."

"Also, there's lingonberry jam!" Magnus was so excited of that.

"Do you really need it?" Don't be mean, Cara. Everyone needed ligonberry jam.

"Um. It's call self-care." So, yes. Yes, he did. "You get one cart and that's it!"

One cart should be plenty, right?