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Cara ([personal profile] wrongkindofsith) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2020-02-21 12:53 am
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Wisdom is a Dump Stat: Adventuring for Beginners, Thursday, Period 3

You were in for a treat today kids, as the class was combining the two best things, booze and boardgames. Of course the booze wasn't real, but details.

"It's time to play a board game that doesn't take five hours or cause you to flip a table," Magnus said. "So, not Monopoly or Catan."

Cara started flipping through her notes. And kept flipping. "Or any of these." It was a long list.

"Uno, Guess Who?--really?" He asked.

"Tino knows what he did," Cara muttered under her breath. "Here's one." A whole one game. Go team them.

"It's Operation. And some of the pieces are actually stuck in there." Magnus shuffled awkwardly. "We're not happy either."

"I mean we could've set it up some kind of sim, but apparently that's not allowed." It would be too 'traumatising' or something.

"And messy!" Magnus, no. "Did I tell you about the time I cleft a man in twain? Longways!"

"From the top or the bottom?" Because the boys in the class really needed that mental image.

"Top. But now I gotta try the other way." Your teachers, kids. Your teachers.

Bet you couldn't wait for that damaged board game now.
in_sidon_we_trust: (yes!)

Re: Sign In [WDS 07]

[personal profile] in_sidon_we_trust 2020-02-20 02:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Prince Sidon, 17!
grandpoobah: (Default)

Re: Sign In [WDS 07]

[personal profile] grandpoobah 2020-02-20 04:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Grog, 14
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Re: Operate! - [WDS 07]

[personal profile] grandpoobah 2020-02-20 04:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Grog was very good at getting body parts out of bodies! He was just used to doing it with a greataxe sooooo there was a lot of frustrating zapping happening here.
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Re: Sign In [WDS 07]

[personal profile] midichlorianfail 2020-02-21 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
Theron Shan, 19!