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fandomhigh2020-01-31 12:04 pm
stickitupmyjinx) wrote in fandomhigh2020-01-31 12:04 pm
Strategies for Maximum Media Absorption (Binge Watching 101), Friday
It was just Vanessa today, as Wade was probably off murdering someone for fun and/or profit. On with the show!
"One thing you may not have thought about, because you go to a school where if you play it right you can have five days a week off, is blocking off time to watch your shows. But if you don't play it right, you sit down to watch that hot new show where Henry Cavill has a sword--and I do mean hot--and just when it's getting good, you have to go to class, or you have a doctor's appointment, or you promised your friend you'd cover her shift at the strip club...uh. Not that last one! None of you are going to become strippers unless you really want to, right? Right. Anyway, my point is, make sure you have time before you get started.
"Now, I was going to put on the show where Henry Cavill has a sword, but apparently there's a lot of nudity in that show and we're not supposed to show you guys all that. So instead, enjoy that other hot new show with the baby alien! It's by Disney, so I'm almost certain there's no nudity in it."
"One thing you may not have thought about, because you go to a school where if you play it right you can have five days a week off, is blocking off time to watch your shows. But if you don't play it right, you sit down to watch that hot new show where Henry Cavill has a sword--and I do mean hot--and just when it's getting good, you have to go to class, or you have a doctor's appointment, or you promised your friend you'd cover her shift at the strip club...uh. Not that last one! None of you are going to become strippers unless you really want to, right? Right. Anyway, my point is, make sure you have time before you get started.
"Now, I was going to put on the show where Henry Cavill has a sword, but apparently there's a lot of nudity in that show and we're not supposed to show you guys all that. So instead, enjoy that other hot new show with the baby alien! It's by Disney, so I'm almost certain there's no nudity in it."
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