Wisdom is a Dump Stat: Adventuring for Beginners, Thursday, Period 3

[magnusrushesin]

The Danger Shop was the usual tavern, but it looked decidedly different today. Crisp white tablecloths covered the bar and tables, there were flower arrangements everywhere, and calming string music played softly, and your teachers were dressed in terribly formal looking clothing.

"Sometimes adventures mean going outside your comfort zone," an extremely uncomfortable looking Cara said.

Magnus had a tuxedo on. But no sleeves. Because Magnus. "That involves lots of talking and not punching."

"Because apparently the 'diplomatic option' is the better one." Cara sounded deeply dubious.

"So, we've got some cards to help you figure out what you're gonna do here. I'm apparently the dashing war hero, returning to a penniless family, who secretly loves a girl with no proper connections."

"And I'm the meddling social butterfly from old money, attempting to prevent a shocking scandal...or am I?" And she could not be more thrilled if she tried.

"Nice," Magnus said, immediately holding up a hand for a high-five. "Now, remember. Who you rolled last week is still who you are here."

So. Enjoy that.