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fandomhigh2020-01-15 10:04 am
betterthanaplan) wrote in fandomhigh2020-01-15 10:04 am
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Advanced Bird Haberdashery, Wednesday, period 2
Duke started class by taping a sign to the board at the front today:
Class rules:
1. Do not eat the birds
"Look. I know birds are meat. I know cats have needs. But I really don't want to have to clean up the blood and leftover feathers. Capiche? Cool. Let's get started."
The bird of the week was a good foot-and-a-half tall, with brown and white feathers and a long, thick beak. And it made a sound like a monkey that had just watched its rival get kicked in the nuts.
"So, uh. These are kookaburras," Duke said, after a mad three minutes of googling on his phone. "They're native to Australia, are the largest known species of kingfisher, and can apparently develop a debilitating sausage habit. We're going to make them. . . ." He picked up the stack of instructions on the teacher's desk. "Cowboy hats. Sure. Let's get started."
1. Do not eat the birds
"Look. I know birds are meat. I know cats have needs. But I really don't want to have to clean up the blood and leftover feathers. Capiche? Cool. Let's get started."
The bird of the week was a good foot-and-a-half tall, with brown and white feathers and a long, thick beak. And it made a sound like a monkey that had just watched its rival get kicked in the nuts.
"So, uh. These are kookaburras," Duke said, after a mad three minutes of googling on his phone. "They're native to Australia, are the largest known species of kingfisher, and can apparently develop a debilitating sausage habit. We're going to make them. . . ." He picked up the stack of instructions on the teacher's desk. "Cowboy hats. Sure. Let's get started."