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Detective Rosa Diaz ([personal profile] died8yearsago) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2020-01-15 04:53 am

Bad Ass Bitch Life Lessons; Wednesday, First Period [01/15].

"Okay, fuck it," said Rosa, because she could drop F-bombs ever since the network switch, and she threw the piece of chalk she'd been failing to write on the board with out the window (which was, it should be noted, closed at the time, but don't worry, she'll pay for that). By the point, the class had been treated to a variety of different efforts on Rosa's part to present to them the actual lesson she wanted to teach that day (even her notes with the aphorism on it was conveniently rendered unreadable by a spilled cup of coffee), until she finally reached a point where it stopped being worth it, because, honestly? She didn't even care.

Still, she was stubborn, to a fault, but she eventually gave in to her reluctant resignation. "Let's just see what the old bag has to say this week."

She flipped on the projector and braced herself for their next nugget of wisdom:

"Every morning, I punch the clock. And the copier. And the printer. And the vending machine..."


Rosa, having just punched many, many things in the classroom, was feeling very called out.

She glowered a little at the comic (considering punching it), and then sighed. "Okay," she said, turning to the class. "We can work with this one. Punching things. It doesn't always work," as they had clearly seen demonstrated that day, "but it does always make you feel better. And then there are times when it does work, and that's pretty bad ass. Punching."

Yay, advocating casual violence!

"Discuss."

[[ after the ocd, anyway it's up! Have at it, as I spam before work ]]
handystand: (big eyes)

Re: Discuss - BABLL, 01/15.

[personal profile] handystand 2020-01-15 08:01 pm (UTC)(link)
"...usually works," Okuyasu said with a nod. "Even if my other teacher would say no. Punching has really worked for me as a whole. If it weren't for almost killing my best friends we'd never have ended up as best friends and we wouldn't have stopped that serial killer."
handystand: (huh?)

Re: Discuss - BABLL, 01/15.

[personal profile] handystand 2020-01-15 08:20 pm (UTC)(link)
"Well, one I was kicking in the face after trapping his head in a gate," Okuyasu said, looking a little embarassed about it. "But Josuke and I got into a big fight and that involved some punching. I did get hit in the head with a flower pot, but that was my mistake. Josuke's the one who does the punch-punch-punch stuff, really."

He was going to skip over the 'shot in the face with tiny bullets' part of that day, that wasn't a needed detail.