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Tudey's Menoo Is:

-Puncekes

-Scrembled Iggs

-Becun

-Ceennemun Rulls

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[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

If the amount of food that Walter usually grabbed was large, today's was prodigious. He sat down, lit a cigarette (ahh, sweet nicotine) and began to eat with gusto, concentration, and a fair amount of non-proverbial syrup.