The Ever-Changing Facets of Reality, Monday, Second Period

[stickitupmyjinx]

"It's Disney Week here on--" Vanessa was interrupted by a squirrel handing her a piece of paper. She read it and said, "Due to a Cease and Desist, it is not Disney Week here on Dancing with the Stars."

"See if we buy that new service with the cop's fake credit card," Wade grumbled like that card hadn't been cancelled ages ago by now. "You all need to pick a partner now. If there's an odd number... sucks to be you."

"We were going to assign you each a song but The Mouse found out somehow, so, you're on your own. Come up with a dance routine," Vanessa told them. "Remember, the suckiest one has to dance with Sean Spicer, or something like that."

"And are voted off the island!" Still not a thing. "We'll make it a thing."

They would not.

"Oh, we'll make it a thing," Wade repeated.

"It's gonna be a thing," Vanessa vowed. "Now get to it, you only have until the end of class to snatch that mirror ball!"

Comments

Re: Prepare to Dance!

[scoffs_at_tradition]

Shuri was up for a challenge!

"Hi!"

Re: Prepare to Dance!

[in_sidon_we_trust]

"Shuri!" Sidon beamed brightly at her, all teeth and fist pumps. "Hello! Would you be interested in partnering up for this dance challenge before us this week? I'll admit, my grace on the land is no where near as remarkable as my effortless movement when in the water, but I can assure you I'll at the least be able to avoid your toes!"

And his grin took a conspiratorial bent as he leaned in a little, dropping his voice to...well, it wasn't a whisper, but it was clearly intended to be one, "I am also quite capable of some truly magnificent lifts!"

Re: Prepare to Dance!

[scoffs_at_tradition]

"I am very much looking forward to the lifts," Shuri said. "I hope our instructors won't take points off for such advanced moves."