my_own_advocate: (lucifer - easy grin)
Lucifer Morningstar ([personal profile] my_own_advocate) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2019-11-18 05:03 pm
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Introduction to Law Enforcement, Monday

"I was going to talk to you today, but you were all even smaller and more annoying this weekend, and I was a bit worried it would carry over," said Lucifer.

Sitting at the front of the class with his phone out, scrolling through Instagram.

"But whatever. I owed you an actual interrogation with the man from that restaurant who saw the crime with the rickshaw." He waved a hand. "Go bother the Douche. Er, I mean, witness."

... yes, the classroom was in fact, in the Danger Shop. And yes, that was in fact Detective Dan Espinoza with a mustache as the witness. Well. Not the actual detective. But it was a version of him with a funny mustache. Lucifer made his own fun, you don't own him.