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fandomhigh2019-11-11 06:51 pm
my_own_advocate) wrote in fandomhigh2019-11-11 06:51 pm
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Introduction to Law Enforcement, Monday
"So I ran my first two ideas for this class past that delightful pixie of a forensics expert you all met yesterday, and she said something about 'keeping this class age-appropriate'," Lucifer said, sighing. "Have I told you all before how much I loathe dealing with children?"
This was sure to endear him to the class.
"That leaves me without a lesson plan, so to speak," he said. "So! How about we practice some object learning! Half of you hatch a scheme to commit a crime sometime in the next week, and the other half of you... attempt to catch them."
There was a long pause.
"Oh right, there's a hat with paper in it, pull one out if your undeveloped brain can't come up with a crime to plot." Beat. "Oh, Ella also told me to insist none of you do anything that hurts anybody else. She's such a softie, isn't she?"
This was sure to endear him to the class.
"That leaves me without a lesson plan, so to speak," he said. "So! How about we practice some object learning! Half of you hatch a scheme to commit a crime sometime in the next week, and the other half of you... attempt to catch them."
There was a long pause.
"Oh right, there's a hat with paper in it, pull one out if your undeveloped brain can't come up with a crime to plot." Beat. "Oh, Ella also told me to insist none of you do anything that hurts anybody else. She's such a softie, isn't she?"
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Listen to the Lecture
Plot!
Detectives! Figure out a way to catch these fiends in the act quickly, so you're not smothered in paranoia all week.
Re: Plot!
Pick a Crime out of a Hat
- STEAL FORTY CAKES
- PRANK YOUR COMMON ROOM WITH WATER BALLOONS
- JAYWALK
- DO SOME PARTICULARLY NAUGHTY GRAFFITI
Talk to Lucifer