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fandomhigh2019-09-26 07:34 am
magnusrushesin) wrote in fandomhigh2019-09-26 07:34 am
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Practical Life Skills, 3rd Period - Thursday
That wonderful tavern was back once again. Did the teacher not know how to change it? Was it a security blanket? Who really knew?
Either way, it was there.
"So, today is about earning money," Magnus said. "Even though your money is weird. Other than on the ten. That dude's okay."
"Not enough women," Cara said. "Some of the places with colourful money have women."
"Yeah, what's up with that?" Magnus asked, hands on his hips. "Euros are adorable and the money here is just shitty."
Getting off topic here, folks.
"You can't even wash it." Why were you washing your money to begin with, Cara?
"Ah, money laundering." Nooope. Got that one wrong, Maggie. "But today we're gonna try two methods of getting money. Punchin' dudes and punchin' machines."
"Though the first isn't the traditional way of getting money off people by punching them." Also known as banditry. "For some reason these money just magically appears when you hit them."
Also EXP, can't forget the EXP, Cara.
"It's not looting if they're bad guys!" Magnus added cheerfully. "The other way is hitting these money machines real real good so it gives you the money."
He pointed over to an ATM that may or may not have been in the tavern all along.
"We're not responsible if you break yourself rather than the machine."
"Let's get ready to rumbleeeeeeee..." Magnus shouted. "Responsibly because neither of us are clerics."
Either way, it was there.
"So, today is about earning money," Magnus said. "Even though your money is weird. Other than on the ten. That dude's okay."
"Not enough women," Cara said. "Some of the places with colourful money have women."
"Yeah, what's up with that?" Magnus asked, hands on his hips. "Euros are adorable and the money here is just shitty."
Getting off topic here, folks.
"You can't even wash it." Why were you washing your money to begin with, Cara?
"Ah, money laundering." Nooope. Got that one wrong, Maggie. "But today we're gonna try two methods of getting money. Punchin' dudes and punchin' machines."
"Though the first isn't the traditional way of getting money off people by punching them." Also known as banditry. "For some reason these money just magically appears when you hit them."
Also EXP, can't forget the EXP, Cara.
"It's not looting if they're bad guys!" Magnus added cheerfully. "The other way is hitting these money machines real real good so it gives you the money."
He pointed over to an ATM that may or may not have been in the tavern all along.
"We're not responsible if you break yourself rather than the machine."
"Let's get ready to rumbleeeeeeee..." Magnus shouted. "Responsibly because neither of us are clerics."