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fandomhigh2019-09-19 06:39 am
magnusrushesin) wrote in fandomhigh2019-09-19 06:39 am
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Practical Life Skills, 3rd Period - Thursday
Yes, they were back in the tavern. Yes, there were a number of very out of place vending machines. What about it? There would have been an elevator if the place had another floor.
"It's gashapon time!" Magnus said cheerfully. "That one time where class gives you something cool for doing a vending machine real, real good!"
They had weird flavored bags of chips. It wasn't that cool.
"Vending machines are simple, put money in, get food out." See, simple! "Except it doesn't always work like that."
"Sometimes the stuff gets stuck," Magnus agreed. "And you gotta punch it. Punch it real good."
"Just be care not to break your hand as well as the machine." That would be bad.
"Between two and four people die every year due to vending machine related accidents." There was a beat as Magnus considered this. "Don't know why they can't just say three, honestly."
"Maybe they have a slow year sometimes? Or they think it's not an accident?" Vending machine as a murder weapon, you heard it here first, folks.
"Let's get those murder chips!" Magnus cheered.
"It's gashapon time!" Magnus said cheerfully. "That one time where class gives you something cool for doing a vending machine real, real good!"
They had weird flavored bags of chips. It wasn't that cool.
"Vending machines are simple, put money in, get food out." See, simple! "Except it doesn't always work like that."
"Sometimes the stuff gets stuck," Magnus agreed. "And you gotta punch it. Punch it real good."
"Just be care not to break your hand as well as the machine." That would be bad.
"Between two and four people die every year due to vending machine related accidents." There was a beat as Magnus considered this. "Don't know why they can't just say three, honestly."
"Maybe they have a slow year sometimes? Or they think it's not an accident?" Vending machine as a murder weapon, you heard it here first, folks.
"Let's get those murder chips!" Magnus cheered.