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fandomhigh2019-09-09 08:01 am
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The Ever-Changing Facets of Reality, Monday, Second Period
Today, the Danger Shop was set up to look like a kitchen with various work stations. Vanessa said, "Today Today you're going to practice the art of improvisation by participating in Chopped, the show where each round you're given a basket of four random-ass ingredients and twenty minutes to transform them into an edible dish: first an appetizer, then an entree, and then dessert."
"We won't be eating any of it," Wade added. "Straight up, not gonna do that to ourselves."
Because they picked the secret ingredients.
"We thought about programming fake judges to eat it but then we didn't do that," Vanessa said. That would have taken too much effort. "So we'll just be judging on looks and descriptions. Remember, you have to have all four secret ingredients on the plate, or you could be...chopped."
"Here's a way to win: be super cocky about everything. Or having a very tragic story about wanting to give your money to your parents or a charity. Or have a very empowering story about overcoming some life obstacle with cooking." Wow, Wade had watched a lot of Chopped, huh?
"Also, even though the rules say you just have to have all four ingredients on the plate, when it comes time to judge we're going to be super picky and ding you if they're not all featured, because we like to make this as difficult as possible," Vanessa said. She sounded really cheerful about it
"Now get to it before we decide to change this to a Cutthroat Kitchen thing," Wade said, shooing them over to the baskets.
"We won't be eating any of it," Wade added. "Straight up, not gonna do that to ourselves."
Because they picked the secret ingredients.
"We thought about programming fake judges to eat it but then we didn't do that," Vanessa said. That would have taken too much effort. "So we'll just be judging on looks and descriptions. Remember, you have to have all four secret ingredients on the plate, or you could be...chopped."
"Here's a way to win: be super cocky about everything. Or having a very tragic story about wanting to give your money to your parents or a charity. Or have a very empowering story about overcoming some life obstacle with cooking." Wow, Wade had watched a lot of Chopped, huh?
"Also, even though the rules say you just have to have all four ingredients on the plate, when it comes time to judge we're going to be super picky and ding you if they're not all featured, because we like to make this as difficult as possible," Vanessa said. She sounded really cheerful about it
"Now get to it before we decide to change this to a Cutthroat Kitchen thing," Wade said, shooing them over to the baskets.