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fandomhigh2019-09-05 06:19 am
magnusrushesin) wrote in fandomhigh2019-09-05 06:19 am
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Practical Life Skills, 3rd Period - Thursday
It was almost the end of the week. Which meant that the whole introduction thing was almost over.
Almost, but not quite. But at least this class was different in that it was inexplicably set up in a tavern. One of the teachers might have screwed up the controls of the danger shop.
"Hail and well met!" Magnus said brightly.
Was it really screwing up when it was a totally awesome tavern? "It's too late to change classes," Cara added. "You're stuck learning practical life skills with us."
So much punching was in your future, kids!
"We've got, like, so much advice to give," Magnus promised. "Advice like: the best way to become a professional wrestler, how to hide a body from the cops, how to avoid being dragged into the afterlife for maybe dying a few dozen times..."
He looked at Cara, waiting for more super important topics.
Cara wasn't even questioning Magnus's examples by now. "How to recognise the best tools to solve a problem." And why it was usually your fists.
"So, let's get this started," Magnus said. "Name and one problem you wanna solve. Should we have another thing in there?"
"How good they are at punching." They were going to be judging you anyway, but it'd be nice to know where to start.
"Yeah! That one." Best teachers ever, right?
Almost, but not quite. But at least this class was different in that it was inexplicably set up in a tavern. One of the teachers might have screwed up the controls of the danger shop.
"Hail and well met!" Magnus said brightly.
Was it really screwing up when it was a totally awesome tavern? "It's too late to change classes," Cara added. "You're stuck learning practical life skills with us."
So much punching was in your future, kids!
"We've got, like, so much advice to give," Magnus promised. "Advice like: the best way to become a professional wrestler, how to hide a body from the cops, how to avoid being dragged into the afterlife for maybe dying a few dozen times..."
He looked at Cara, waiting for more super important topics.
Cara wasn't even questioning Magnus's examples by now. "How to recognise the best tools to solve a problem." And why it was usually your fists.
"So, let's get this started," Magnus said. "Name and one problem you wanna solve. Should we have another thing in there?"
"How good they are at punching." They were going to be judging you anyway, but it'd be nice to know where to start.
"Yeah! That one." Best teachers ever, right?