"It's an average-sized phone these days," Hannibal assured him, not going for the obvious size joke. "There are many larger. You may want to get a modern phone for yourself - they're quite a bit faster these days."

He put his phone away. "Many different worlds, and many different versions of Earth, meet at this island. At least you should be familiar with the basics, although you might want to catch up on recent events."

Or not. Look, Hannibal couldn't help the last eleven years.