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fandomhigh2019-08-22 06:37 am
magnusrushesin) wrote in fandomhigh2019-08-22 06:37 am
Abridged Sex Ed, Thursday, Period Three
Your teachers were back this week! In case anyone was worried about that.
But there were terrifying baby dolls piled up next to them.
"So, our final class idea sorta died on the vine?" Magnus said.
"Skywalker likes making people look after fake babies, but we came up with a better idea," Cara said. It probably had something to do with all the distance marks they'd laid out.
"Let's be very clear here, these are robot toys," Magnus said. "Not real babies. We don't punt real babies."
The more you know!
"They're not very aerodynamic, anyway." Cara, no. "And it's wrong."
"But we throw toy babies that totally tried to kill us last week," Magnus said gleefully, already snagging a cabbage patch doll. "Time to make a ranged attack!"
Yeet those dolls, kids. Yeet them as far as you can.
But there were terrifying baby dolls piled up next to them.
"So, our final class idea sorta died on the vine?" Magnus said.
"Skywalker likes making people look after fake babies, but we came up with a better idea," Cara said. It probably had something to do with all the distance marks they'd laid out.
"Let's be very clear here, these are robot toys," Magnus said. "Not real babies. We don't punt real babies."
The more you know!
"They're not very aerodynamic, anyway." Cara, no. "And it's wrong."
"But we throw toy babies that totally tried to kill us last week," Magnus said gleefully, already snagging a cabbage patch doll. "Time to make a ranged attack!"
Yeet those dolls, kids. Yeet them as far as you can.
YEET
Re: YEET
YEET!
Re: YEET