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fandomhigh2019-08-09 11:22 am
stickitupmyjinx) wrote in fandomhigh2019-08-09 11:22 am
Recreational Misuse and Alternative Uses of Gadgets, Friday
There were a selection of panini presses at the front of the class. Because they may have remembered the premise of the class.
Maybe.
"It's sandwich time!" Wade sing-songed.
"Or whatever else you can figure out how to make in one of these bad boys," Vanessa said, smacking one of them like it was the hood of a used car, then muttering, "Ow," because it turned out panini presses were pretty solid.
Wade promptly shoved it onto the floor to cause it to dent on impact. "I got your back, babe."
Yeeeeaaah.
"So, yeah, get to it," Vanessa said. "Press something! And then eat it. So maybe don't press, like, your shoe." Oh, wait, they should probably explain for the non-Earthlings. "The plates inside the panini press get hot to make your sandwich all melty and toasty. So don't press your hand, either." There, that was enough education for one day, right? "I wonder if we could make s'mores in this?"
"We'll never know until we royally fuck one up with burned sugar," Wade replied.
"Get to work, kids! Tell us all about your creations!" Your teachers would just be up here, ruining a perfectly good panini press.
Maybe.
"It's sandwich time!" Wade sing-songed.
"Or whatever else you can figure out how to make in one of these bad boys," Vanessa said, smacking one of them like it was the hood of a used car, then muttering, "Ow," because it turned out panini presses were pretty solid.
Wade promptly shoved it onto the floor to cause it to dent on impact. "I got your back, babe."
Yeeeeaaah.
"So, yeah, get to it," Vanessa said. "Press something! And then eat it. So maybe don't press, like, your shoe." Oh, wait, they should probably explain for the non-Earthlings. "The plates inside the panini press get hot to make your sandwich all melty and toasty. So don't press your hand, either." There, that was enough education for one day, right? "I wonder if we could make s'mores in this?"
"We'll never know until we royally fuck one up with burned sugar," Wade replied.
"Get to work, kids! Tell us all about your creations!" Your teachers would just be up here, ruining a perfectly good panini press.
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