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fandomhigh2019-07-03 06:43 am
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RETURN OF THE SHENANIGANS, Wednesday
There was no Anakin for the usual Wednesday madness this week. Maybe because he was spending well earned time with his family. Maybe because he was tied up in a closet. Maybe because Deadpool was also now under the Disney MegaCorp umbrella and the monopoly of entertainment was well under way.
"That got kinda dark," Wade said, thinking it over. "Accurate, but dark. Anywho! I'm in charge, so there are gonna be a few changes that won't last past this week. But for this week, I'm a god."
Or something.
"It's maze time because that one hit movie that don't really remember. You know. Boy Katniss. But that's only because there's no Bowie here to make it a different movie. R.I.P."
It might have been the island (it was the island), it might have been Wade being very industrious last night, but there was now a mini laybrinth waiting for everyone to try out. Complete with moderately dangerous traps. No minotaur, though. They were hard to book.
"Now, I know Skywalker likes teams, but this shit? This is a free for all to the prize at the center."
Wade stared at them for a moment before making a shooing motion. "Go. C'mon. Get going. Shoo."
"That got kinda dark," Wade said, thinking it over. "Accurate, but dark. Anywho! I'm in charge, so there are gonna be a few changes that won't last past this week. But for this week, I'm a god."
Or something.
"It's maze time because that one hit movie that don't really remember. You know. Boy Katniss. But that's only because there's no Bowie here to make it a different movie. R.I.P."
It might have been the island (it was the island), it might have been Wade being very industrious last night, but there was now a mini laybrinth waiting for everyone to try out. Complete with moderately dangerous traps. No minotaur, though. They were hard to book.
"Now, I know Skywalker likes teams, but this shit? This is a free for all to the prize at the center."
Wade stared at them for a moment before making a shooing motion. "Go. C'mon. Get going. Shoo."
Re: Celebrate Your Victory!
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There was another long pause as Fjord looked between the fish and the clearly crazy person asking for it.
"... What are you gonna do with it?"
Because if she wasn't full of it, it seemed to him a little like he'd be handing over a dangerous weapon to a stranger or something.
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Iris just wanted the fish.
"And then probably see what sort of beasties we can train it to take out?"
'Beasties' covered an awful lot of ground, mind.
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"You want... the singing mechanical fish thing... as... a pet?"
Fjord was judging you so hard, Iris.
At least in part because he thought pets were dumb, granted.
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"Desperately," she assured him.
Judge away, Fjord! JUDGE AWAY.
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Fjord considered that. Considered the other stream of losers just trickling on in. And then shrugged.
"Whatever," he replied. "Let me lord my victory over people until the crowd starts to disperse, and then you can do whatever the hell you want to with this thing."
Fenris hated fish anyway.
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A terrible one.
Iris beamed at him.
"Lord away," she said, content now that the fish would be hers. "Wouldn't want to ruin your victory anyway."
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Fjord shrugged his shoulders dismissively.
"Don't have anywhere to put it anyway."
He lived in a hotel room. Honestly, now. He wouldn't even get his bag of holding until the whole Sour Nest debacle.
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"I'll probably keep it in my pockets," she admitted.
Since, well, her pockets held all the things.
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There was a long pause at that. Fjord considered the pocket situation.
And then nodded. Probably some sort of otherdimensional storage space deal. They had those back home, too. Mostly he was curious how she'd get it in there in the first place.
"Stretchy pocket seams, huh?"
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"They don't seem to be," she mused, "though they don't have any trouble with whatever I want to stick into them either, as long as I'm not fitting more than ninety-nine of any one thing."
Pocket science was, perhaps, the most confusing science.
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"... Well, that's just fuckin' weird, then."
Look, he was willing to accept near infinite pocket space, but if you couldn't get the thing past the mouth of the pocket regularly, you shouldn't be able to get it past the mouth of the damn pocket.
Bags of holding didn't work like that.