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fandomhigh2019-05-24 02:40 pm
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Recreational Misuse and Alternative Uses of Gadgets, Friday
At the head of the classroom there was a blender. But, like, the sort of blender you'd see on QVC at about 3 a.m.
You know the sort.
"Should have bought those awful jalapeno poppers," Wade muttered, squinting at the blender. "Those would be fun to blend."
"Did we actually remember to get anything to blend?" Vanessa asked. "Shi--shoot." She started looking around. "What looks blendable?"
"We're in luck, I found a bunch of shitty CDs in the trash," Wade said, fanning them out like this was all a planned ruse. "I know what you're thinking, 'People still listen to CDs?' And you're not wrong. No one does. Hence our destroying them with glee."
Vanessa was looking at the CDs. "I don't even know any of these songs. So your assignment for today is to find out: Will it blend?"
"Should we have found safety goggles?" Wade asked. Knowing that it wouldn't change the fact that they hadn't.
"I don't think they would blend well," Vanessa said. "Oh, you meant for--safety? I'm sure it'll be fine! Just make sure you have the lid on tight, kids!"
You know the sort.
"Should have bought those awful jalapeno poppers," Wade muttered, squinting at the blender. "Those would be fun to blend."
"Did we actually remember to get anything to blend?" Vanessa asked. "Shi--shoot." She started looking around. "What looks blendable?"
"We're in luck, I found a bunch of shitty CDs in the trash," Wade said, fanning them out like this was all a planned ruse. "I know what you're thinking, 'People still listen to CDs?' And you're not wrong. No one does. Hence our destroying them with glee."
Vanessa was looking at the CDs. "I don't even know any of these songs. So your assignment for today is to find out: Will it blend?"
"Should we have found safety goggles?" Wade asked. Knowing that it wouldn't change the fact that they hadn't.
"I don't think they would blend well," Vanessa said. "Oh, you meant for--safety? I'm sure it'll be fine! Just make sure you have the lid on tight, kids!"
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Will. It. Blend?!?
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"The real question," he added, wrinkling his nose, after his first few tries as blending up some CDs, "is should it blend?"
Please note, however, that his posing this deep, existential question did not at all stop him from seeing just how many CDs it might take to actually break the blender.
He had a lot of booby traps to make. He could use all the spare parts he could find.
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