Doctor Chelli Lona Aphra (
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fandomhigh2019-05-07 10:59 pm
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Your Plan is Now on Fire [Tue, Period 3]
Aphra was having class in the Danger Shop, because of course she was. She was also late, because of course she was.
"So, plans. They're great. At least when they go to, y'know, plan." Deathless words of wisdom there, Aphra. "Thing is they mostly don't. For example, I never planned on teaching high school students on what's pretty much a backwater planet, but things happen, like having your murder happy boss decide to terminate your employment. Literally. I mean, some of you probably didn't plan on taking this class." That was mostly directed at anyone she recognised.
"But that's the point of this class, learning to deal with the unexpected."
That was when the ninjas attacked.
"So, plans. They're great. At least when they go to, y'know, plan." Deathless words of wisdom there, Aphra. "Thing is they mostly don't. For example, I never planned on teaching high school students on what's pretty much a backwater planet, but things happen, like having your murder happy boss decide to terminate your employment. Literally. I mean, some of you probably didn't plan on taking this class." That was mostly directed at anyone she recognised.
"But that's the point of this class, learning to deal with the unexpected."
That was when the ninjas attacked.

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He was terribly amused about the whole thing, though, really, and merely hoped that this class involved quite a bit less lying than the last....though he'd have to admit, lately, he actually had found his experiences a bit useful lately.
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Personally, he was rather hoping these ones might be good at swarming. If last week had taught him anything, it was that the quality of his particular fighting prowess was sometimes no match for the quantity of a very determined swarm.
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And dove for cover.
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She'd been trained by the Dora Milaje. If she couldn't hold her own against fake...robot ninja...things...she'd never hear the end of it.
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"That's the spirit!"
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Heat Metal was a new spell for her, and today seemed like a great time to try it out! It . . . Probably would have been more effective if there had been a living being inside the metal casing who would actually get injured by the suddenly red-hot droid chassis, but at least if it crashed into any of the other droid ninjas it might set them on fire?
And that, at least, she could try to help along by conjuring up some wind gusts to maybe shove one or two of them into the glowing and extremely hot (literally, although hey, if that was someone else's type, no judgment) ninja.
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Although they didn't seem inclined to stop fighting yet...
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