Her eyebrows raised doubtfully, "Pretend... sad zombies? Are they from sad movies? The kind where people sniffle and talk about onions only really they're crying?"
She was distracted by a moth for a moment, watching it flitter around. "I have two and a half sisters," she said, "Death and Despair are always my sisters but Desire's only my sister sometimes and mostly they're just my sibling and we don't talk much. Zombies make Death really really angry when they're sad but Despair doesn't get angry ever and sad zombies just mean that now she has some zombies so I don't think she's upset about it even because who wouldn't want their very own zombies? I never get zombies. If the zombies in the bar are nice and not sad zombies then maybe Death isn't mad about them but she didn't tell me about them before I came here and now I wonder why and maybe she didn't know but of course she would know but maybe since they're not sad they're exactly where they're supposed to be and she wanted me to meet them on my own."
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She was distracted by a moth for a moment, watching it flitter around. "I have two and a half sisters," she said, "Death and Despair are always my sisters but Desire's only my sister sometimes and mostly they're just my sibling and we don't talk much. Zombies make Death really really angry when they're sad but Despair doesn't get angry ever and sad zombies just mean that now she has some zombies so I don't think she's upset about it even because who wouldn't want their very own zombies? I never get zombies. If the zombies in the bar are nice and not sad zombies then maybe Death isn't mad about them but she didn't tell me about them before I came here and now I wonder why and maybe she didn't know but of course she would know but maybe since they're not sad they're exactly where they're supposed to be and she wanted me to meet them on my own."