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Anakin Skywalker ([personal profile] sith_happened) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2019-04-12 10:31 am
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Practical Diplomacy, Friday, April 12, 2019

"It's Prom and it's that week and so you're probably not paying attention to one word in ten that I'm saying," Anakin began, looking a little annoyed. (Which, honestly, was how he looked most of the time anyway.) "But a lot of diplomacy is pretending to be engaged and interested, even when you aren't. So today, I am putting on an important presentation and will be quizzing you at the end of it for how much your retained."

He pressed play on the presentation.

Welcome to "Your Changing Body," the intergalactic version, covering a variety of species. You're certainly gonna learn something!

Not just that Anakin is mean.
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sith_happened: (Anakin: you're all idiots)

Sign in 4/12

[personal profile] sith_happened 2019-04-12 02:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Ready for an impromptu sex-ed class!

Or not.
sith_happened: (Anakin: Jedi)

Watch the Instructional Video

[personal profile] sith_happened 2019-04-12 02:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Which are just as fake-cool and deeply horrifying as you imagine!

And you get to learn waaaay more about how Hutts have little Hutts than anyone ever, EVER needed to know.
sith_happened: (Anakin: looking down)

Ask Questions!

[personal profile] sith_happened 2019-04-12 02:43 pm (UTC)(link)
"OH MY GOD I'LL NEVER HAVE SEX AGAIN" is more a comment than a question, FYI.
sith_happened: (Anakin: shiny)

Talk to Anakin

[personal profile] sith_happened 2019-04-12 02:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Or avoid eye contact forever. Also an option!
sith_happened: (Anakin: guh)

OOC

[personal profile] sith_happened 2019-04-12 02:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Mine is an evil laugh.
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Re: Sign in 4/12

[personal profile] unusual_sith 2019-04-12 02:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Lana Beniko
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Re: Watch the Instructional Video

[personal profile] unusual_sith 2019-04-12 02:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Nope.

Lana was just going to nope.

She'd do her best to sleep with her eyes open on this one.

Heck, she'd close her eyes if she thought she could get away with Force-convincing the instructor she hadn't.
justice_undone: (colour sideways)

Re: Sign in 4/12

[personal profile] justice_undone 2019-04-12 05:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Breq
justice_undone: (bw thoughtful)

Re: Watch the Instructional Video

[personal profile] justice_undone 2019-04-12 05:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Breq watched this with some interest, as their teacher's universe had a lor more different species than her own. It was unfair and rather silly to show it during this particular week of course, but that didn't mean she would just ignore the opportunity.
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Re: Ask Questions!

[personal profile] justice_undone 2019-04-12 06:01 pm (UTC)(link)
"Why is..." and Breq went on to ask a rather detailed question about Hutt sexual practices, just to test the teacher.
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Re: Watch the Instructional Video

[personal profile] sith_happened 2019-04-12 06:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Sorry, Lana and Vette's brains because Anakin replied in excruciating detail, talking about how they shift from male to female over the course of their lives and how that affected everything from their sex drives to Huttese politics.
Edited 2019-04-12 18:11 (UTC)
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Re: Sign in 4/12

[personal profile] mylandmyrules 2019-04-12 08:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Nell Ingram
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