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stickitupmyjinx ([personal profile] stickitupmyjinx) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2019-04-05 11:10 am

Life Skills Through Screen Time, Friday Second Period

"Today we're going to watch a show about..." Vanessa paused to consult her phone. "Nothing. Wait, what?"

"Its Seinfeld!" Wade said, lifting his hands up to spirit fingers. "The annoying show where only one main cast member hasn't done some bad shit since then."

"What are you going to learn from it?" Vanessa asked. "I don't know! It's up to you to figure out what you take away from this show, besides, 'New Yorkers are so annoying.'"

"Look, it was this or that Bee Movie." And it gave Wade and Vanessa nightmares.

"If I can't sleep tonight it's Wade's fault for mentioning the Bee Movie," Vanessa told the class as she popped the cassette in the VHS player. "Anyway, enjoy the show! As much as you can enjoy Seinfeld, I guess."