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fandomhigh2019-03-07 06:41 am
magnusrushesin) wrote in fandomhigh2019-03-07 06:41 am
Problem Solving and You! - Thursday
Cara looked almost cheerful today. She wasn't entirely sure why. It probably didn't bode well.
And the tavern patrons for this class held more women than usual. All women, in fact. So that could have been a factor in there maybe.
"Greetings once more, class!" Magnus said with his usual cheer. "Tomorrow is International Women's Day which sounds like a cool holiday to us."
"One that should be celebrated by punching." Or other ways that were vaguely inappropriate for Cara to suggest to the class.
"Punching the patriarchy!" Magnus cheered. Just getting right to the point, this lad. Then whispered to Cara, "Did... Did you program the neckbeards?"
"Why would I want to deal with men on a holiday about women?" Because you couldn't punch the patriarchy without any men, Cara.
"For the--for the punching?" he suggested, voice going up in pitch at the end.
Cara rolled her eyes. "Fine, we'll add some neckbeards."
"Yaaaay!" Weren't you all thrilled to be in this class, kids?
And the tavern patrons for this class held more women than usual. All women, in fact. So that could have been a factor in there maybe.
"Greetings once more, class!" Magnus said with his usual cheer. "Tomorrow is International Women's Day which sounds like a cool holiday to us."
"One that should be celebrated by punching." Or other ways that were vaguely inappropriate for Cara to suggest to the class.
"Punching the patriarchy!" Magnus cheered. Just getting right to the point, this lad. Then whispered to Cara, "Did... Did you program the neckbeards?"
"Why would I want to deal with men on a holiday about women?" Because you couldn't punch the patriarchy without any men, Cara.
"For the--for the punching?" he suggested, voice going up in pitch at the end.
Cara rolled her eyes. "Fine, we'll add some neckbeards."
"Yaaaay!" Weren't you all thrilled to be in this class, kids?
Re: Celebrate!
But hey, Keyleth was happy to contribute by occasionally conjuring a gust of wind to blow a napkin into a neckbeard's face at exactly the most inconvenient time, or tripping one up with a grasping vine, or maybe turning into a tiny chihuahua to annoy them with shrill barking and bite their ankles.
Look, don't write off chihuahuas because they're little. They're mean.