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fandomhigh2019-03-01 01:01 pm
stickitupmyjinx) wrote in fandomhigh2019-03-01 01:01 pm
Life Skills Through Screen Time, Friday Second Period
The show put up wasn't exactly the usual fare for this class, but then again, what really was?
"Today we're watching a show about babies from the 90s. And not that little bitch Caillou. God, I hate him," Wade said, clenching his fist in front of his face.
"He's the worst. Our kid will never watch him," Vanessa said. "Wait. Did I say that out loud? Can we all forget I ever said that? And talk about Rugrats instead!"
"French Canadians are the worst." Wade wasn't helping at all.
"I think that's racist or something, babe," Vanessa said. "We should all strive to not be racist! Like the Rugrats!" Then she asked out of the side of her mouth, "Did the Rugrats teach about racism?"
"Maybe? I feel like I've never watched it sober," Wade replied.
"Let's just go with it," Vanessa said. "Enjoy Rugrats, kids! Don't be racist!"
"Today we're watching a show about babies from the 90s. And not that little bitch Caillou. God, I hate him," Wade said, clenching his fist in front of his face.
"He's the worst. Our kid will never watch him," Vanessa said. "Wait. Did I say that out loud? Can we all forget I ever said that? And talk about Rugrats instead!"
"French Canadians are the worst." Wade wasn't helping at all.
"I think that's racist or something, babe," Vanessa said. "We should all strive to not be racist! Like the Rugrats!" Then she asked out of the side of her mouth, "Did the Rugrats teach about racism?"
"Maybe? I feel like I've never watched it sober," Wade replied.
"Let's just go with it," Vanessa said. "Enjoy Rugrats, kids! Don't be racist!"
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