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Life Lessons Through Screen Time, Friday
"Shows we binge watch don't always have to be sitcoms," Wade said. "Sometimes you want to learn about real people being stupid as opposed to fake people being stupid."
"And sometimes you want to judge other people's choices, hardcore," Vanessa said. "And rubberneck other areas' real estate! For those times, there's--" She did jazz hands. "House Hunters!"
"Ooo, I hope this one has that basement sex dungeon everyone's talking about!" Wade said.
"Remember, kids, you can only pick three criteria and a budget when buying a home, and it is impossible for any one house to fulfill all three of those critieria and be in budget. So if a basement sex dungeon is really important to you, you have to decide whether you also really want curb appeal and granite countertops, or if you can maybe go over budget because I guess mortgages are just suggestions."
"Watch as realtors slowly die on the inside as people ask for dumb shit that isn't in their budget." Wade stopped to think it over. "Babe, can we go on this show next?"
Vanessa's eyes lit up. "You have the best ideas, babe. Does anybody have any questions? No? Let's hunt some houses!"
"And sometimes you want to judge other people's choices, hardcore," Vanessa said. "And rubberneck other areas' real estate! For those times, there's--" She did jazz hands. "House Hunters!"
"Ooo, I hope this one has that basement sex dungeon everyone's talking about!" Wade said.
"Remember, kids, you can only pick three criteria and a budget when buying a home, and it is impossible for any one house to fulfill all three of those critieria and be in budget. So if a basement sex dungeon is really important to you, you have to decide whether you also really want curb appeal and granite countertops, or if you can maybe go over budget because I guess mortgages are just suggestions."
"Watch as realtors slowly die on the inside as people ask for dumb shit that isn't in their budget." Wade stopped to think it over. "Babe, can we go on this show next?"
Vanessa's eyes lit up. "You have the best ideas, babe. Does anybody have any questions? No? Let's hunt some houses!"
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