stickitupmyjinx: (doubting you)
stickitupmyjinx ([personal profile] stickitupmyjinx) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2019-01-18 04:07 am
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Life Skills Through Screen Time, Friday Second Period

"Today we're going to watch a documentary!" Vanessa declared. "Because there's a lot of important things you can learn from documentaries. Things like 'don't get scammed.' Or 'you can hire a hitman through your local psychic.' Right, babe?"

"I give my card out to every palm reader I meet," he said proudly. "And the occasional tarot reader."

"But today we're learning more about the first thing. I think. Wait, we forgot to watch this thing first," Vanessa realized because her player doesn't have Hulu.

"Something about rich people getting DashConned," Wade said, gleefully rubbing his hands together. "And we want all of you to write an essay on it. Five pages. Single space."

"We're not going to read them," Vanessa assured the students. "Or are we? Anyway, enjoy this documentary on the Fyre Fest fiasco. I hope it doesn't include a bunch of nudity." Or did she?

"APA style sources!" Both the teachers were terrible trolls.

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