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fandomhigh2019-01-17 10:32 pm
wrongkindofsith) wrote in fandomhigh2019-01-17 10:32 pm
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Problem Solving and You!, Thursday, Period 3
The class was again in a tavern. It was possible that they got the program stuck and were just gonna go with it rather than be bothered. But there was a little dry erase board with 'Avoiding dumb people with opinions' written on it. Which, honestly, could take place in a bar.
"Sometimes people are just dumb and mean and should probably just not talk in public," Magnus said. "Like anyone who gets mad about razors. Unless those razors killed their parents or tried to shave off their beloved sideburns or something."
That was a very specific scenario. "Sometimes these opinions go beyond annoying and wrong, like anything Tino ever says about anything, and actually hurt people." Every Mord'Sith learnt that sticks and stones might break bones, but words were what broke people.
"So, you know. Jerks. Mean, mean jerks," Magnus said. Because cussing was for goofs, not for calling someone an asshole. They didn't even deserve that much consideration. "So, we're gonna go with the right way to deal with these people!"
Spoiler: It was with punching. Because that was the solution to everything with these two.
"There are people in this tavern with extremely wrong opinions who must be stopped from sharing them." With punching.
"We got most of them from Twitter," Magnus added cheerfully.
So they'd know they were all stupid. "Why does that website even exist?" Her life was so much better before she knew the internet existed.
Magnus gave her a sad pat on the arm. "The internet was a mistake."
Clearly they should punch the internet next.
"Sometimes people are just dumb and mean and should probably just not talk in public," Magnus said. "Like anyone who gets mad about razors. Unless those razors killed their parents or tried to shave off their beloved sideburns or something."
That was a very specific scenario. "Sometimes these opinions go beyond annoying and wrong, like anything Tino ever says about anything, and actually hurt people." Every Mord'Sith learnt that sticks and stones might break bones, but words were what broke people.
"So, you know. Jerks. Mean, mean jerks," Magnus said. Because cussing was for goofs, not for calling someone an asshole. They didn't even deserve that much consideration. "So, we're gonna go with the right way to deal with these people!"
Spoiler: It was with punching. Because that was the solution to everything with these two.
"There are people in this tavern with extremely wrong opinions who must be stopped from sharing them." With punching.
"We got most of them from Twitter," Magnus added cheerfully.
So they'd know they were all stupid. "Why does that website even exist?" Her life was so much better before she knew the internet existed.
Magnus gave her a sad pat on the arm. "The internet was a mistake."
Clearly they should punch the internet next.
Sign In - PS [03]
Re: Sign In - PS [03]
Re: Sign In - PS [03]
Re: Sign In - PS [03]
Listen to Cara and Magnus! - PS [03]
Re: Listen to Cara and Magnus! - PS [03]
Cool.
Punch Harmful Assholes - PS [03]
Every so often when the other two aren't looking, the one who looks like an evil potato tries stabbing them in the back with a plastic butter knife. It's not very effective.
The tavern is also exceedingly hot, and these three chucklefucks have not only lit a fire, but keep throwing wood on it, while going on about how the tavern is not warm at all. The bartender looks like she is trying to kill them with her mind.
Help out the poor, overworked bartender.
Re: Punch Harmful Assholes - PS [03]
Talk to Cara and/or Magnus! - PS [03]
OOC - PS [03]