She hadn’t even met the first of her party’s healers yet, and anyway while Jester was perfectly competent at it she also got grumbly about using her spell slots for healing when she could be using them to fuck shit up because she was basically battle Mercy, and Caduceus was going to be way more effective at healing people after they got knocked out. You know, when he wasn’t almost getting killed himself because the universe seemed like it was out to do that.
. . . she did have a healer’s kit on her, though, along with like a thousand ball bearings. And now pocket bacon!
“I’m good, dude,” Beau insisted, still giving him that weird amused look. “It’s just, it’s bacon, right?”
What else were you supposed to do when you got access to bacon but hoard it?
“Nice sweater, though, man, I like it.” Sleeves were bullshit, okay? It was supposed to be a compliment! Even if she sounded more sarcastic than genuine.
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because she was basically battle Mercy, and Caduceus was going to be way more effective at healing people after they got knocked out. You know, when he wasn’t almost getting killed himself because the universe seemed like it was out to do that.. . . she did have a healer’s kit on her, though, along with like a thousand ball bearings. And now pocket bacon!
“I’m good, dude,” Beau insisted, still giving him that weird amused look. “It’s just, it’s bacon, right?”
What else were you supposed to do when you got access to bacon but hoard it?
“Nice sweater, though, man, I like it.” Sleeves were bullshit, okay? It was supposed to be a compliment! Even if she sounded more sarcastic than genuine.