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fandomhigh2018-11-19 07:08 am
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The Circle of Life, Monday Third Period
"Are your eggs dead? I bet one of them is dead after this weekend," Wade said the moment class started. "We just spent the weekend abusing the Amazon Prime account we stole from that cop neighbor."
If Brian ever stopped being on the run and checked his credit score he was in for such a surprise. "I'm not even sure what we're going to do with some of the stuff we ordered," Vanessa admitted. "Well. I have a few ideas. But enough about that! Tell us about how your attempts to murder your classmates' eggs went."
"And for the lesson thus week..." Wade trailed off, tying to cone up with something. "Oh yeah, American Thanksgiving is this week. That's a thing."
"But we already celebrated Canadian Thanksgiving," Vanessa said. To the students, she explained, "It's like American Thanksgiving but you have a big dinner instead of spending it in line to get a deal on a TV."
Wade immediately held up a hand to high-five that burn on America. "Honestly, we're surprised you showed up this week, so let's go with freebie class."
Vanessa returned his high-five without looking and said, "And if you're going to have to deal with your family this week you can bitch about that. We totally won't understand, because neither of us have families, or at least not ones we're on speaking terms with, but we'll nod and pretend to listen."
"My suggestion? Alcohol." Wow, Wade was doing great at this teaching thing.
"Lots of alcohol," Vanessa agreed. "Any questions?"
If Brian ever stopped being on the run and checked his credit score he was in for such a surprise. "I'm not even sure what we're going to do with some of the stuff we ordered," Vanessa admitted. "Well. I have a few ideas. But enough about that! Tell us about how your attempts to murder your classmates' eggs went."
"And for the lesson thus week..." Wade trailed off, tying to cone up with something. "Oh yeah, American Thanksgiving is this week. That's a thing."
"But we already celebrated Canadian Thanksgiving," Vanessa said. To the students, she explained, "It's like American Thanksgiving but you have a big dinner instead of spending it in line to get a deal on a TV."
Wade immediately held up a hand to high-five that burn on America. "Honestly, we're surprised you showed up this week, so let's go with freebie class."
Vanessa returned his high-five without looking and said, "And if you're going to have to deal with your family this week you can bitch about that. We totally won't understand, because neither of us have families, or at least not ones we're on speaking terms with, but we'll nod and pretend to listen."
"My suggestion? Alcohol." Wow, Wade was doing great at this teaching thing.
"Lots of alcohol," Vanessa agreed. "Any questions?"
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"I was able to perform a very moving tribute for our fallen egg babies while making Baked Alaska for cooking class," he announced. "It was really beautiful; I only wish I'd thought to record it."
Hey, talking about how he almost cried breaking eggs was easier than talking about this weekend, at least.
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