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fandomhigh2018-11-07 12:36 am
deaddadsclub) wrote in fandomhigh2018-11-07 12:36 am
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Humanoid Health and First Aid, Wednesday, Period 1
Cristina looked exhausted, and probably hung over.
She was reasonably certain no one was going to blame her today.
"So fractures." She nudged a stack of handouts with her foot, hoping one of the students — Nerdy Spice, maybe — would take initiative and pass them out for her. "Orthopedics. Not really my thing. It's more . . . carpentry than anything else. Still, people end up with broken bones, so you're going to want to know how to keep 'em from bleeding out or dying of shock while you get them to the hospital." She nudged the stack with her foot again. "So yeah. Read these, study up or whatever, and learn something." She leaned back in her chair, draping her arm over her eyes, then looked up at the students again. "Right, and, uh." She sat up enough to hit a couple buttons on the Danger Shop's controls. A young woman fell from the ceiling, screaming about trees, and landed poorly on the floor in the middle of the simulated classroom.
"She just fell out of a sequoia being bulldozed by Big Lumber, and broke all her limbs. That should be plenty broken bones to go around."
She was reasonably certain no one was going to blame her today.
"So fractures." She nudged a stack of handouts with her foot, hoping one of the students — Nerdy Spice, maybe — would take initiative and pass them out for her. "Orthopedics. Not really my thing. It's more . . . carpentry than anything else. Still, people end up with broken bones, so you're going to want to know how to keep 'em from bleeding out or dying of shock while you get them to the hospital." She nudged the stack with her foot again. "So yeah. Read these, study up or whatever, and learn something." She leaned back in her chair, draping her arm over her eyes, then looked up at the students again. "Right, and, uh." She sat up enough to hit a couple buttons on the Danger Shop's controls. A young woman fell from the ceiling, screaming about trees, and landed poorly on the floor in the middle of the simulated classroom.
"She just fell out of a sequoia being bulldozed by Big Lumber, and broke all her limbs. That should be plenty broken bones to go around."
Re: Set bones!
'Bright side,' indeed. And as soon as she said it, she thought of about five ways that wasn't even true, besides.