Magnus Burnsides (
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fandomhigh2018-11-01 08:16 am
Team! Synergy! [Thursday, 1st Period)
Both of the teachers had sunglasses and coffee with them this morning. Part of that could have been Magnus' influence, but there they were. And there were several Halloween themed paper mache pinatas, ready for class.
"Oh I don't like jello shots anymore," Magnus whined, clutching his coffee to his chest.
It was a sign of how bad Cara's own hangover was that she just sipped her own coffee stoically instead of making fun of Magnus. "Our notes made even less sense than usual this week, so we decided fuck it."
The pinatas rustled threateningly, then started slowly inching towards the class.
"Fight the pinatas," Magnus said, flailing a hand in that direction of the menacing, candy filled abominations. "Save the cheerleader. Save the world."
"The school doesn't have cheerleaders any more." Because that was the thing to focus on now, Cara.
Magnus looked up from his coffee long enough to frown thoughtfully at that. "Or sports." Guys, seriously.
"It's a weird school." Said the woman who'd just programmed murderous pinatas into the Danger Shop.
Said murder pinatas leapt forward for the assault on you poor, poor students who hopefully weren't also hungover. And if you were... well. It was a lesson in fighting while not at your best.
"Oh I don't like jello shots anymore," Magnus whined, clutching his coffee to his chest.
It was a sign of how bad Cara's own hangover was that she just sipped her own coffee stoically instead of making fun of Magnus. "Our notes made even less sense than usual this week, so we decided fuck it."
The pinatas rustled threateningly, then started slowly inching towards the class.
"Fight the pinatas," Magnus said, flailing a hand in that direction of the menacing, candy filled abominations. "Save the cheerleader. Save the world."
"The school doesn't have cheerleaders any more." Because that was the thing to focus on now, Cara.
Magnus looked up from his coffee long enough to frown thoughtfully at that. "Or sports." Guys, seriously.
"It's a weird school." Said the woman who'd just programmed murderous pinatas into the Danger Shop.
Said murder pinatas leapt forward for the assault on you poor, poor students who hopefully weren't also hungover. And if you were... well. It was a lesson in fighting while not at your best.

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It...didn't help much.
"And....uh....that's, uh...well, she's not murdering me!" Said with the cheerfulness that would have gone with saying she was taking him out for ice cream or something instead of merely sparing his poor pathetic life. "Not anymore! So it really doesn't matter, now, does it? Nope, all in the past. Gotta look forward to the future. And in my future, the only murdering I see is of these pinatas! By us!"
And punching them in the face! Yeah! Distract her with sick moves!
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"Like, um, the word 'green' is a bad word in her language or something, but you've cleared it up."
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And then he realized that....uhhh, yeah, probably shouldn't have said that.
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She was just going to get more ridiculous, Prompto. Sorry.
"But do you wanna, like, go bowling or something as a belated birthday? Like, you should have some kinda party!"
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Deftly, he dodged a pinata who came charging for him with his head down, laughing, giving another butt-kick to its retreating form.
"But what's bowling?"
Whatever it was, he was pretty sure that if Yang wanted to do it with him, he'd be so down.
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Yang picked up a pinata and promptly mashed it up into a ball, before aiming it at a group of little ones and tossing it underhand in their direction, flying through the air for a moment before hitting the ground to roll and then knock some of them over.
"THAT'S bowling. But, like, with pins that aren't trying to kill you, and heavier balls."
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Yes.
One word.
Finished with the crookedest grin ever.
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