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Guud effternuun stoodents. I hupe-a yuoo ell keep up zee drema here-a tudey. Yesterdey ves leeke-a oone-a ooff my suep ooperes cumeeng tu leeffe-a! It ves fery ixceeting.

Tudey's Menoo Is:

-Salmun

-Meexed Veggeees

-Igg Drup Suoop

-Hem Sundveeches

Comments

[nadiathesaint]

well, considering how many of us dumped out his food yesterday, I'm just glad he isn't all emo going "vhy dues noobedy leek my-a fuud?"

[anole-x.livejournal.com]

Poor emo!Chef. I can just see him dressing all in black and listening to angst songs while he bakes heart-shaped cookies, only to break them in half before he serves them because "Life is pain." :p

[nadiathesaint]

he'd have to dye his eyebrows black, since he has no lids for eyeliner.

Which would only make him more sad. . . .

[anole-x.livejournal.com]

And then his lover would wonder why he's so reserved lately and why all the changes, and he'd lash out, claiming she doesn't understand him, and run off crying.

But then gain, how easy is it to understand someone who's married to a chicken, woes about a KFC being built back home, and then proceeds to serve chicken three times a week?

[nadiathesaint]

It's not real chicken! The Chef has actually been serving vegan alternatives to all the food in secret!

[anole-x.livejournal.com]

It's a chikspiracy!

[nadiathesaint]

except the snickerdoodles. Those are people.

[anole-x.livejournal.com]

Are they made from real Girl Scouts?

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

I love you guys.

[nadiathesaint]

I will not make an emo!Chef icon. I will not make an emo!Chef icon

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

DO IT!!!

[nadiathesaint]

enabler!

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

... Yeah? And?

[nadiathesaint]

just, you know, wanted to point that out.

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

Thanks

[nadiathesaint]

you're welcome.

emo!Chef is now on the list behind the ferret/lobster army icon, the idiot icon, and one other that I don't remember off the top of my head.

[nadiathesaint]

yesssss