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fandomhigh2018-10-23 10:40 am
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Practical Ethics, Tuesday, October 23, 2018
"Today we're going to discuss another practical aspect of ethics," Anakin said, still holding a grudge about the damn goat. "Roommate negotiations."
"Like limiting your number of hair products if you've got a small refresher." Because Aphra wasn't the only terrible roomie at the front of the class.
"And not passive-aggressively knocking said hair products into the sink to prove your point," Anakin added sourly.
"You don't need to knock them over if there's so many of them the slightest breeze could do it." Though she had knocked her fair share down.
"There wasn't a breeze in that bathroom," Anakin said.
"The Force made a breeze."
"It didn't," Anakin said. "Anyway. Sometimes you are forced to live with unreasonable people with no respect for hygiene regimes."
"Or communal living spaces," Aphra added like she'd never been the person repeatedly sexiling their university roommates.
"Or other people's property which shouldn't be stolen especially if its creepy eyes follow you everywhere."
And we're back to the goat, folks.
The goat was amazing and Anakin was an ingrate. "So how do you deal with an annoying roommate?"
Hard mode, no sniping.
"Changing the locks on the door is not off the table," Anakin muttered.
Anakin, you knew Aphra knew how to pick locks. "Or you could get rid of their bed."
"Or you could shave half of their hair in the dark."
ANAKIN. ETHICS CLASS.
"Or shave it all off."
APHRA, NO.
"Like limiting your number of hair products if you've got a small refresher." Because Aphra wasn't the only terrible roomie at the front of the class.
"And not passive-aggressively knocking said hair products into the sink to prove your point," Anakin added sourly.
"You don't need to knock them over if there's so many of them the slightest breeze could do it." Though she had knocked her fair share down.
"There wasn't a breeze in that bathroom," Anakin said.
"The Force made a breeze."
"It didn't," Anakin said. "Anyway. Sometimes you are forced to live with unreasonable people with no respect for hygiene regimes."
"Or communal living spaces," Aphra added like she'd never been the person repeatedly sexiling their university roommates.
"Or other people's property which shouldn't be stolen especially if its creepy eyes follow you everywhere."
And we're back to the goat, folks.
The goat was amazing and Anakin was an ingrate. "So how do you deal with an annoying roommate?"
Hard mode, no sniping.
"Changing the locks on the door is not off the table," Anakin muttered.
Anakin, you knew Aphra knew how to pick locks. "Or you could get rid of their bed."
"Or you could shave half of their hair in the dark."
ANAKIN. ETHICS CLASS.
"Or shave it all off."
APHRA, NO.