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fandomhigh2018-08-14 12:08 pm
imafuturist) wrote in fandomhigh2018-08-14 12:08 pm
Phys Ed Part 2, Tuesday
No matter what Tony tried, the danger shop looked like a picturesque creek with dappled sunshine peaking through the foliage.
And a big ol' pile of fishing poles. This could only end in tears.
"So, apparently we're reaching you how to fish?" Tony said slowly.
Steve looked extremely perplexed as well. "Fish doesn't come from the fish monger?"
And, somehow, Tony looked even more confused at that. "A what?"
"The fish guy," Steve said.
Clearly these were the fishing experts you were looking for, folks.
"So we're going to take those poles and put them in the water and...get some fish and pay them very nice compliments and put them back so they don't turn evil later on," Steve said.
Yep, this was your class.
"I'll look up a YouTube tutorial on it," Tony announced. "I'm surprised there's no PSA on it."
"Like Nick Fury knows how to fish," Steve snorted.
"Fair," Tony granted him. "But, okay. So. Everyone grab a pole and please, please, please don't hook anyone. And we can... figure this out."
Hopefully someone would remember to tell these two city boys about bait.
And a big ol' pile of fishing poles. This could only end in tears.
"So, apparently we're reaching you how to fish?" Tony said slowly.
Steve looked extremely perplexed as well. "Fish doesn't come from the fish monger?"
And, somehow, Tony looked even more confused at that. "A what?"
"The fish guy," Steve said.
Clearly these were the fishing experts you were looking for, folks.
"So we're going to take those poles and put them in the water and...get some fish and pay them very nice compliments and put them back so they don't turn evil later on," Steve said.
Yep, this was your class.
"I'll look up a YouTube tutorial on it," Tony announced. "I'm surprised there's no PSA on it."
"Like Nick Fury knows how to fish," Steve snorted.
"Fair," Tony granted him. "But, okay. So. Everyone grab a pole and please, please, please don't hook anyone. And we can... figure this out."
Hopefully someone would remember to tell these two city boys about bait.