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fandomhigh2018-08-09 10:53 pm
wrongkindofsith) wrote in fandomhigh2018-08-09 10:53 pm
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Self-Care for Optimal Stabbing, Thursday, Period 3
Just when everyone thought it was safe to go to class, they were back in a normal classroom with the word 'sex' on the board.
Because it was happening. No, not like that, you pervert.
"So, um, today we're gonna talk about another way to feel better so you can punch folks better too," Magnus said. He made a motion toward the board in case there was any confusion.
Cara sighed, this had seemed like a much better idea before Magnus had decided to be weird about it. "Regardless of what you might have heard, sex is fun."
Magnus frowned at that and just powered on through. "It's totally fun," he agreed. "If you're comfortable with it. Not everyone is and that's cool. We are a sex positive class."
He might have muttered something about being super glad to not have to discuss this around his dad or freak of a sweet baby brother, but whatever.
"Whatever your reasons, if you're not interested, you're not interested," Cara said with a shrug, "If you are, then there's nothing wrong with having sex with any many people as you care to provided everyone's agreed to what's going on and can leave if things get less agreeable."
Consent was awesome kids. Don't flick goats.
Magnus offered her a high-five because consent was super awesome. And he was settling down.
"What else, remember to use protection because none of the consequences are fun, it doesn't have to mean anything, but don't lie about it, learn where the clitoris is. Questions?"
Magnus nodded along with all that advice and then nodded harder at the last part. "And don't ask anyone to do something you don't want to do yourself. DJ Khaled. You jerk."
Because it was happening. No, not like that, you pervert.
"So, um, today we're gonna talk about another way to feel better so you can punch folks better too," Magnus said. He made a motion toward the board in case there was any confusion.
Cara sighed, this had seemed like a much better idea before Magnus had decided to be weird about it. "Regardless of what you might have heard, sex is fun."
Magnus frowned at that and just powered on through. "It's totally fun," he agreed. "If you're comfortable with it. Not everyone is and that's cool. We are a sex positive class."
He might have muttered something about being super glad to not have to discuss this around his dad or freak of a sweet baby brother, but whatever.
"Whatever your reasons, if you're not interested, you're not interested," Cara said with a shrug, "If you are, then there's nothing wrong with having sex with any many people as you care to provided everyone's agreed to what's going on and can leave if things get less agreeable."
Consent was awesome kids. Don't flick goats.
Magnus offered her a high-five because consent was super awesome. And he was settling down.
"What else, remember to use protection because none of the consequences are fun, it doesn't have to mean anything, but don't lie about it, learn where the clitoris is. Questions?"
Magnus nodded along with all that advice and then nodded harder at the last part. "And don't ask anyone to do something you don't want to do yourself. DJ Khaled. You jerk."
Re: Questions? - SCOS [06]
YANG. NO.
Re: Questions? - SCOS [06]
There'd been broken bones.