Shop Class: [3/27]

[manofthemullet.livejournal.com]

As the students enter into the classroom, they'll see that it has been transformed into the now familiar junkyard.

Only thing out of place? Would be the pile of pumpkins sitting on the ground.

"Today's assignment will carry over until Wednesday's class. Today your goal is to build a device that will hurl a pumpkin at a target. Your will be graded not only on the accuracy of your device but also distance. Today you will build your device, on Wednesday we will put it through its paces."

Comments

OOC:

[manofthemullet.livejournal.com]

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Re: OOC:

[nadiathesaint]

ZOMG! PUMPKIN CHUNKIN!

Will there be a gold plated rubber chicken for the person who's contraption hurls the pumpkin the farthest?

Re: OOC:

[manofthemullet.livejournal.com]

No but there could be a bronzed mullet wig for creativity.

Re: OOC:

[nadiathesaint]

wow. that's frightening.

Re: OOC:

[manofthemullet.livejournal.com]

*waves bronzed mullet wig at you*

Re: OOC:

[nadiathesaint]

*hides behind Sam*

Re: OOC:

[manofthemullet.livejournal.com]

*Mine is an evil laugh*

You can never escape my mighty meat mallet modding mullet!

Re: OOC:

[nadiathesaint]

*loads shop project and aims it at you, because you totally said that just to get me to use this icon.*

Re: OOC:

[manofthemullet.livejournal.com]

Who? Me? Nah. You're imagining things, Santos.

Re: OOC:

[nadiathesaint]

*thwaps you with a gold-plated rubber chicken*

Re: OOC:

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

Is this a bronzed mullet wig, or the actual ex-mullet, bronzed?

It makes a difference, you know.

Re: OOC:

[manofthemullet.livejournal.com]

0.o

I'm scared to ask which one you prefer.

Re: OOC:

[soldtoarmenians]

Just the mullet by itself fits more easily in one's survival kit.

Re: OOC:

[manofthemullet.livejournal.com]

o.0

And what possible use would a mullet wig be in a survival kit?

Re: OOC:

[soldtoarmenians]

1. Pull out the strands and use them as a sustitute for sutures in a surgical emergency

2. Nest/wrapping for injured animal

3. Protective headgear for unexpected hailstorm

4. Pillow

5. Fool scary-looking rednecks into thinking you are one of them when trapped downstream without a paddle while the strains of Dueling Banjos are wafting from somewhere over yonder.

6. Amuse/frighten any small children who might be along on one's camping trip.

7. Scare bears and other wild animals away by making them think you shot and killed the fierce animal now resting upon your head.

8. Strain impure river water through cap section.

9. Impromptu container for carrying of eggs, berries, etc.

10. Brillo pad.

Re: OOC:

[manofthemullet.livejournal.com]

I love you. Seriously.

Re: OOC:

[chasingangela]

...and Xander for the win.

Re: OOC:

[nadiathesaint]

Quick and easy disguise?

Emergency garrotte wire?

Replacement for a hat in extreme weather?

Key ingredient in the creation of a flux capacitor?

Come on, MacGyver, you should know this stuff!

Re: OOC:

[manofthemullet.livejournal.com]

Just making sure you guys have learned something in class...

Re: OOC:

[soldtoarmenians]

Ooooh, flux capacitor!

Re: OOC:

[suzotchka.livejournal.com]

*totally never labelled bits of engines in the transport tech classroom 'flux capacitor' and 'Mr. Fusion', nope*

Re: OOC:

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

*insert evil laugh here*

Not telling.