Exploring Fun Times With Friends! (In Dungeons), Friday

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True to the name of the class, today the danger shop was made to look like a dungeon. An old fashioned, cobweb filled, torch lit dungeon with the requisite level of bullshit that Gary Gygax probably came up with while on drugs. You know, the sort that DM's used to use to punish their players for the funsies. Ye old days.

At the very start of the dungeon stood a bronze plated statue of a bird with a small note attached to it.

WELCOME TO THE DUNGEON
COME ON IN AND TRY TO STAY ALIVE.

Because the teachers had a fun sense of humor. Or something like that. Look, it wasn't like they could actually harm more than your dignity.

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Explore the Dungeon - Room 2... extended

[magnusrushesin]

Those who somehow managed to make it to the treasure chest (possibly those who stocked up on antihistamines) will find it locked. Any attempt to pick the lock will result in a sharp needle poking the thief in the hand.

That's it.

Oh, wait, shortly thereafter, an evil, mustached clone of anyone who was pricked arrives for a Jet Li 'The One' style showdown where only one can continue and the other needs to give them that sweet sweet power by dying. Hint for anyone trying to help out, you want to be killing the ones with facial hair more luxurious than any high-schooler was capable of growing