Exploring Fun Times With Friends! (In Dungeons), Friday

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True to the name of the class, today the danger shop was made to look like a dungeon. An old fashioned, cobweb filled, torch lit dungeon with the requisite level of bullshit that Gary Gygax probably came up with while on drugs. You know, the sort that DM's used to use to punish their players for the funsies. Ye old days.

At the very start of the dungeon stood a bronze plated statue of a bird with a small note attached to it.

WELCOME TO THE DUNGEON
COME ON IN AND TRY TO STAY ALIVE.

Because the teachers had a fun sense of humor. Or something like that. Look, it wasn't like they could actually harm more than your dignity.

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Explore the Dungeon - Room 2

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The next doorway leads into a cave. There is no explanation as to why it suddenly takes you to a cave despite being in a some sort of building prior to this point. On the far wall, thirty feet ahead of you, there lies a treasure chest, surrounded by vivid yellow flowers.

The floor also has a yellow hue to it, further examination shows that it is a thin coating of pollen. It will cause you to sneeze and your eyes to water should it come in contact with your skin because seasonal allergies are a bitch and a half. Also flowers in general were evil, as Cara had pointed out a great many times on radio.

Stalagmites and stalagmites dot the ceiling and floor respectively, proving to be the only things not coated in pollen. Any lingering touch on either causes them to suddenly switch positions, those on the floor flying up to the ceiling and those on the ceiling crashing to the floor.

Because nothing is easier here.