Exploring Fun Times With Friends! (In Dungeons), Friday

[magnusrushesin]

True to the name of the class, today the danger shop was made to look like a dungeon. An old fashioned, cobweb filled, torch lit dungeon with the requisite level of bullshit that Gary Gygax probably came up with while on drugs. You know, the sort that DM's used to use to punish their players for the funsies. Ye old days.

At the very start of the dungeon stood a bronze plated statue of a bird with a small note attached to it.

WELCOME TO THE DUNGEON
COME ON IN AND TRY TO STAY ALIVE.

Because the teachers had a fun sense of humor. Or something like that. Look, it wasn't like they could actually harm more than your dignity.

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Explore the Dungeon - Room 1

[magnusrushesin]

The first room you find is empty save for a large collection of clay urns and a door on the far end of it. Empty until the first party-member steps through the doorway onto a stone tile that sinks in with a click. As soon as that happens, a metal pole comes down from the center of the ceiling, connecting to a previously unseen base on the floor and begins to spin.

The turning metal begins to spark as it moves and, should any urn be smashed, the highly flamable material inside will ignite instantly. Anyone who deliberately broke an urn looking for loot deserves to be smacked upside the head by the rest of the party.

Disco Inferno plays. It will not stop until the trap is disarmed.