Kanan Jarrus, The Last Padawan (
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Laying Low for Beginners, Thursday, Period 1
"Okay," Kanan said breezily, leaning against the control panel in the Danger Shop and grinning a little, "now that we've all seen more macramé than any of us ever wanted to see in our entire lives, we can get back to the fun stuff that doesn't involve gremlin wrangling."
He flipped a switch on the panel, and suddenly he was behind a bar, the entire room taking on the appearance of a dirty, somewhat crowded cantina. Behind the bar there was a hallway that probably led to storage rooms, restrooms, and the like. There was also meant to be a set of stairs leading to an upstairs apartment at the end of the hall, but this simulation didn't really need one, so he'd left it out.
"Welcome to the Asteroid Belt. In its day it was, by a very scant margin, probably the cleanest Cantina on all of Gorse. We'd actually wipe out the drinking glasses." Gorse was a charming planet, really, and they were parked smack-dab in the perpetual night side. Because the day side was a molten inferno not even hospitable to most droids. "Most of the clientele consists of miners and freighter pilots coming over from Cynda to wind down after a long, hard day working the moon, and if that doesn't tell you how rowdy it can get in here, nothing will. Of course, rowdiness leads to the occasional brawl, because what would a good cantina be without the occasional brawl."
He raised his eyebrows as a trio of Stormtroopers, armored and dressed in white, came in through the front door and started looking around the room. Kanan had changed up the sim slightly since the last time he'd taught this class, yes. No reason.
"These guys," Kanan continued, "are the Empire's Stormtroopers. You'll have to trust me when I say they're a little more driven than the clones here in town, and while you're not entirely sure if it's you that they're here for, you'd probably rather not find out. The Empire's got a bad track record for disappearing the people it's looking for. You've got a back exit, which they might or might not have another Trooper posted at. You've got a supply closet down that hallway. There are plenty of other delightfully inebriated patrons to get lost in or around. Hell, if you're really smooth, you might even be able to talk them down. Judging by the way they're asking questions around the room, they might not even know what you look like. But you can't get arrested and you can't fight 'em. Fighting 'em is just going to bring hell down on your heads, and there won't be any more coming back for anybody, then."
A beat.
"And besides, it's kind of against the spirit of the whole class."
Please don't be Dante. If Kanan ever had to teach another Dante again, he would be very put out.
[OOC: OCD is up, class is in session!]
He flipped a switch on the panel, and suddenly he was behind a bar, the entire room taking on the appearance of a dirty, somewhat crowded cantina. Behind the bar there was a hallway that probably led to storage rooms, restrooms, and the like. There was also meant to be a set of stairs leading to an upstairs apartment at the end of the hall, but this simulation didn't really need one, so he'd left it out.
"Welcome to the Asteroid Belt. In its day it was, by a very scant margin, probably the cleanest Cantina on all of Gorse. We'd actually wipe out the drinking glasses." Gorse was a charming planet, really, and they were parked smack-dab in the perpetual night side. Because the day side was a molten inferno not even hospitable to most droids. "Most of the clientele consists of miners and freighter pilots coming over from Cynda to wind down after a long, hard day working the moon, and if that doesn't tell you how rowdy it can get in here, nothing will. Of course, rowdiness leads to the occasional brawl, because what would a good cantina be without the occasional brawl."
He raised his eyebrows as a trio of Stormtroopers, armored and dressed in white, came in through the front door and started looking around the room. Kanan had changed up the sim slightly since the last time he'd taught this class, yes. No reason.
"These guys," Kanan continued, "are the Empire's Stormtroopers. You'll have to trust me when I say they're a little more driven than the clones here in town, and while you're not entirely sure if it's you that they're here for, you'd probably rather not find out. The Empire's got a bad track record for disappearing the people it's looking for. You've got a back exit, which they might or might not have another Trooper posted at. You've got a supply closet down that hallway. There are plenty of other delightfully inebriated patrons to get lost in or around. Hell, if you're really smooth, you might even be able to talk them down. Judging by the way they're asking questions around the room, they might not even know what you look like. But you can't get arrested and you can't fight 'em. Fighting 'em is just going to bring hell down on your heads, and there won't be any more coming back for anybody, then."
A beat.
"And besides, it's kind of against the spirit of the whole class."
Please don't be Dante. If Kanan ever had to teach another Dante again, he would be very put out.
[OOC: OCD is up, class is in session!]

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Considering things like this class, she didn't think she was pushing by asking that.
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He held it up for her to see.
"Do you know what this is?"
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"And now?"
Now it was probably a little more obvious. And he was doing an impressive job of not crawling out of his own skin while an old fear tried to force its way up from somewhere deep in his chest.
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"That's a lightsaber. Where did you get a lightsaber?"
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So, that. And everything that entailed.
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She was trying not to have to ask how he was alive then.
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And everything THAT entailed.
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Maybe she was a little impressed.
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He twisted his lightsaber's hilt, breaking it apart again, putting the two pieces away.
"So." And now he was left feeling relieved and awkward in about equal measures. "There's that."
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She wasn't about to think she was somehow special there.
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He wasn't going to ever get over that surprise visit from Vader that one Parents Weekend.
Ever.
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He shrugged. Fandom was complicated. And Skywalker basically calling him an overreacting idiot after the Vader thing hadn't helped restore his faith in the safety of the island, either.
"Not just like you."
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Well. There was Aphra, but... what to even make of Aphra?
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Yeah, he knew her.
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"Yeah, Hera and I have met."
Somewhere between now and actually catching up to Sabine's point in the timeline, he'd probably get to be at least slightly less of an obviously smitten dumbass about it.
"I mean, uh. I met her on Gorse. She came back to the island with me. We're roommates?"
Also rebels together. Also that.
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He looked around the room again and sighed. Things really had gotten interesting on Gorse. Sort of the beginning of the end of his running away.
"There aren't many people in the multiverse that I can trust quite the same way I trust Hera."
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Until Hera, literally everyone he'd ever trusted had wound up dead. Except for his current namesake, who he'd left behind, not looking back, after finally coming to terms with just how close he'd come to getting Kasmir killed.
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Which was saying something.
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